According to the gas crowd's catechism
The Clean Water Act is Socialism
Any attempt at regulation
Is Stalinism, an abomination.
Do they find their religion
in churches? On their knees? In the pews?
No, they're high on the gospel
of Talk Radio and Fox News.
Not to get too technical (about stuff like hydrology)
But clean water is too sacred
to sacrifice on the altar of extremist ideology.