The Pro-Drilling folks
are as grass roots as they can be.
It's just their fertilizer
that's paid for by the gas companies
Let's stop carping about fracking fluid.
Yes, let's rise above it.
Who knows, after drinking the stuff,
We may learn to love it!
Don't get hysterical
like chickens to the slaughter.
Don't throw out the baby
with the ethylene glycol-laced bath water.
Let's look on the bright side
while our ground water is cooking
and examine the advantages
we may be overlooking.
Once ingested by small children,
toluene tends to stay,
Transforming young bodies
In at least twelve different ways.
Should do wonders for your breath
(Side effects may include cancerous tumors and premature death).
I know some people complain
(and that is their right),
But who says flaming water in your washer
Won't mean whiter whites?
Is there a cleanser out there
That you've ever seen
with more grease-cutting power than
propylene glycol and toluene?
So let's cease all our whining
and develop a sense of humor
Let's stop thinking like citizens
And start acting like consumers.