Let Ahab Harpoon His Whale
I'm Lampoonin' Marcellus Shale!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Fracking Poem Number 16



[Inspired by the News that the New York State Assembly has passed a 6-month moratorium on gas drilling]


Frackenstein Has Been Vanquished!

Our Joy Is Without Equal!


But Don't Most Horror Movies

Spin Off a Sequel?


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Fracking Poem Number 15





Karl Rove and Halliburton 2Gether again,

Lying on behalf of their powerful friends.




It seems the folks who sold us on Iraq

Now say it's all about the Frack.




Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Fracking Poem Number 14




Dumping Toxic Waste

And carping 'bout "the Feds"

all the time.


Are we talking 'bout

the Gas Industry?

Or Organized Crime?




Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Fracking Poem Number 13



One thing George Phillips

Doesn't want you to know


Big Gas plays Geppetto

to his Pinocchio.



Monday, October 18, 2010

Fracking Poem Number 12





People like to wager

In Vegas or in Reno.


But who'd frackin' gamble

On Carl Paladino?